i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…
no one man should have all that power
"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
If I didn’t watch Dr. Who this would make me very uncomfortable.
I watch Doctor Who and it still makes me uncomfortable.
I don’t watch Doctor Who and I am uncomfortable
I watch Doctor Who and I am moisturised
what you’ve all been waiting for: the televised adaptation of homestuck by everyone’s favorite childhood tv company!!!
this is physically painful
The quadrants are changed! Redrom is for boys <3 girl relationships only, and blackrom just means you had an argument and don’t understand the true power of friendship but it’s okay your ashen friend WILL HELP YOU REMEMBER.
All blood is fruit juice. They don’t die, they just spill juice on themselves.
Katherine wants to be best biffles with Vicki!
Theresa isn’t REALLY blind, and she doesn’t taste colors cause that’s Satanist. Vicki had a change of heart and let Theresa live happily!
Ed and Amy are getting married cause they kissed.
Eric got mad that Felicity wasn’t his super best friend anymore, so they were almost blackrom oh no! :C He knocked over her juice box.
Greg is a meanie. He’s knocked over a lot of juice boxes.
Karl is the happy-go lucky leader who shows them all the power of FRIENDSHIP.
he knocked over her juice box
*cries juice boxes into the sunset*
A woman: men need to stop murdering women.
Some dude: um I think you mean PEOPLE need to stop murdering PEOPLE
A woman: no actually I was talking specifically about violence against women.
Some dude: OMG????!!!!!! YOU THINK MEN DESERVE TO DIE??????!!!!!?!?!?! EVERYONE THIS PERSON IS SAYING VIOLENCE AGAINST MEN IS OKAY????!!!?!?!?!! women are so ILLOGICAL thankfully I am here to REASON WITH YOU, hate breeds hate ok