so i wore my my marvel superheroes sweater to disneyland today and the old man who scanned my pass at the front gate saw it and was like ‘hey, marvel! that’s ours now!’ with this huge grin on his face and then his voice got really serious and he said ‘next: the world.’
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
The new harry potter movie looks great
does it come with butter pillows
is anyone reading that description
That’s the exact description the mattress would have if you could buy it in the sims
i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating
sleep all day and blog all night